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Everyone neeeds a good "favorite" quote. Everything I fill out wants to know my favorite quote and I never have a really, really clever one. So I've compiled a list of humorous quotes so that next time you're asked for a quote you don't say something cliche like "Love is like a river peaceful and sweet..." okay enough of that crap..Let's get to the quotes!

• Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
• Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

More quotes to come in the future...Maybe I should start a quote of the day. What do you think?